(cat meows in pain)
(laughs)
Hello blazers NFKRZ here,
how you guys doing today
welcome to a brand new video
if you guys are wondering right now
whats happening and why does
my hair look like
a literal pineapple
and why its the greasy
its been in my entire
life,
is because
i'm laid down
with a fever
for about
3 days straight now
YES ITS CHRISTMAS
TIME and
also this week
I have,
Its finals week
in my
university
and i have about
4 exams
to pass
this week
and i'm
laid down with a
a fever
NOW I have a bunch of meds
here that I'm
taking to
battle with
my ahhhhh
my
CANCER
and i
could of
just taken the easy
way out
you know just kinda
have a
snack
with all these
pills at
once
you know
just kinda
eat them up
a little bit
and take the easy way out
so i dont have to
cope
and battle
with this shit
i have right now
But unfortunately for you guys
NO
(STUDDER) i'm not looking to die
anytime soon
ooh, there we go
a bit of a
Christmas spirit
now as, you guys
can see right now
I'm absolutly
broken
there's nothing
uh, holding
my life together anymore
so
in order to do a video
(coughs)
in order to do a video
that will be
good for content in this channel, I've decided
to do a bit of a... uh, glowing
knife
experiment
it, it you guys
might, now have seen that
there has
been, uh, videos
of this guy
recording it
to everyone on youtube
and this guy has been getting 55
million
views on that shit.
But yeah I've decided
to do
a glowing knife experiment
so let's go
♪ Que - OG Bobby Johnson ♪
oh
hell
yeah,
it is lit
fam
it is lit
now in order for me not to die like the prisoners
of Auschwitz from gas
poisoning,
what I have
to do is
turn this on, right here
(Fan whirring loudly)
ok, maybe not
I mean, alright
with my fever
and body temperature
I'm going to die
pretty soon
so who cares
anyways
there we go now what we do
is
heat our knife right
here
do not try this at home
guys
do not try this at home
extremely dangerous
shit
what are you fucking gay
alright now we need to
find shit to
cut, lets
try this apple
right here
oh fuck it works
like a normal knife
its fucking amazing dude
yeah guys
uh what
was i going to say
I'm sorry that
I made this video
I'm just really
really fucking sick
right now
I have no time
for anything so
I wanted to make
like a sort of
update video
and, you know
mix it up with some
memes
don't unsubscribe
please
this was just
a joke
so yeah guys, what was I going to say
I'm fucking dying
I have about
4 exams
to do this week so
I'm not going
to upload for another 3 days
something like that
hopefully this cat makes this video
worthwhile
and actually watchable
thank you so much for watching this
video if you did enjoy it please smash that motherfucking like
and I'm going to upload in another
like 3 or 4 days
or something so yeah
so yeah guys this was
the NFKRZ
show tune in
next time when I
cut my
wrist
look at this faggot
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